Electric Fly Swatter

You don't think you want this. But you do. Even if you don't have flies or mosquitos, buy one of these and go find some.

It will bring more joy to your life than it should, and maybe more joy than you deserve. You can kill pests with a nasty backhand slice, or give them the full force of your serve. And when you catch a juicy fly on the sweet spot, it pops like a firecracker, and sometimes sizzles a little.

Only $12. I bought two.