Disney Magic

A bunch of Disney World employees dug through bags of trash and found three platinum and diamond wedding rings, which a Massachusetts couple accidentally threw away during their stay.

I heard about the story at the gym, where I'm force-fed the morning "news" show ad machines while I'm on the elliptical. The wife, Karen Campanale, recounted the story and ended by saying how wonderful the employees are and that "someone should doing something nice for them. They deserve a vacation."

Uh, yeah, someone should do something for them. And that someone is YOU, lady.